Harry BawBags Blurt

Nah!

No the film … although ah do kinda like it though … Tom Hanks before he was annoying and all that!

The Money Pit ahm referring to is ma kitesurfing … the following purchases have been made recently -

Number One – A pair of Wetsuit Boots …

To keep ma wee toes fae droppin aff fae the cold … Also handy for pretending to be a ninja while nobodys about.

Number Two – A Kiteboard Leash …

To stop me losing ma board or getting ma heid spliced open in the event of a wipeout … which is a regular event.

Number Three – An Aquapac for a mobile phone …

It keeps a phone water tight and can be used to make calls while at sea … bit silly you may think? … My Instructor said ” …if it all goes tits up and youre getting dragged further out to sea … swim to your kite in the water, sit in the bloody thing and phone the coastguard”

Magic eh … whit if yer oot of credit!

Total Price – 105 pounds and 9 new pence.

Ouch!