Harry BawBags Blurt

Ive just caught the last few minutes of “Coldplay at the BBC”.

Am I missing something …

I just dont get them at all … whits wi the dress code – all battle weary and skanky – like theyve been through some ancient military campaign.

And as for the music … thats even more of a mystery tae me.

Listening tae them is like drinking over diluted Kiora …

Nah … its worse – mibbe even flat Lucozade from a warm cup (with tea stains on the bottom).

Coldplay fans must be tubes ahm tellin ye …

Ahm off tae listen tae Husker Du …

Now theres an album!

Aw the best for noo …