Harry BawBags Blurt

A guy with a defeated expression walks into a bar and goes straight up to the barman …

“Can I have 8 pints of Stella please …”

“Certainly sir” replies the barman and starts to fill the glasses.

As soon as the first pint is put in front of him, the guy at the bar starts to neck it down and finishes it before the second one has finished pouring.

This keeps happening one after the other – Two pints, Three pints, Four Pints … until the barman lays down the fifth and asks the guy why on earth he is drinking so fast.

“If you had what Ive got mate … youd drink fast too”

“Why? … What have you got???”

“About 75p”