Harrys Height Of Shite
November 18, 2007 at 7:55 pm | In Height Of Shite | 1 Comment
… go on! – click the link in the menu bar above …
Ah dare ye!!!!
Fux Sake!
November 17, 2007 at 7:51 pm | In Hate | Leave a Comment
Cheers lads!
Thanks for tempting me into actually believing in you again …
Then kicking me squarely in the baws.
It bites ahm tellin ye!
Further evidence suggests the lunatics are running the asylum …
November 14, 2007 at 11:12 pm | In Hate, Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
… while driving in town today I spotted this -
I nearly fucking crashed through laughter.
M156 AGL – thats its registration.
Is that supposed to read “My Sexy Angel” ???
Deary deary me.
And as for those wings – Jesus H Christ
Im Speechless.
A few wee changes …
November 12, 2007 at 4:25 pm | In Ask Bawbags | Leave a CommentIm bunking off work today – Ha Ha!
So Ive decided to bring in a few changes tae ma blog.
Ive changed the template cause I was bored of the last one and Ive added a new wee feature – Ask Bawbags …
Feel free to ask me anything – Im a great font of inanity and I can cure that thing which ails you …
TRUST ME
IM A DOKTOR!!!
So if you see me online dont be shy.
Feel free to abuse me also – it would tickle me greatly.
So there you go – Im reaching out to you all !!!
Its nice tae be nice
Useless Article No.8
November 11, 2007 at 9:59 pm | In Useless Articles | Leave a Comment
The Moon Cup.
Whilst writing the previous post I googled “Huge and Baggy Fanny” and was led to this page on a website called The Bad Mothers Club.
Jesus Christ!!!
I was confused. I was mesmerised. I was nearly passing out.
Prey tell me Great God Google … What is this magical cup they refer to? Release me from this bitter ignorance!!!
It commanded me here
Its a What? … They put it where? … They walk around with it in their bodies? …
Jesus Christ.
I never knew.
I swear to you – I never knew.
Useful Article No. 7
November 11, 2007 at 8:06 pm | In Useful Articles | Leave a CommentGraffiti
Screw that!!!
Graffiti is pure magic ahm telling ye!!!
I was oot n aboot in doontoon Devon the day and came across some wonderful examples.
I dont mean the high brow arty stuff by the likes of Banksy.
Naw!!
None o that shite!!!
This stuff was done by the underclass – the stinking rotten shell suited underclass … I cant believe they still wear those fuckin things.
Their graffiti has no artistic pretensions whatsoever – Whatd’ye expect!? … these fuckers didnae even go to school, never mind bunk off an art lesson.
This one I found particularly charming … so much so I just had to take a snap with the old camera phone …
Poor old Shannon Chambers.
She has a HUGE AND BAGGY Fanny.
Not just a HUGE one.
Not just a BAGGY one.
BUT A HUGE AND BAGGY ONE!!!
Imagine strolling along one day and seeing that written about yourself?
Whit about your wife or girlfriend?
Whit about your daughter? … Christ!!! … what a family dinner table conversation that would make.
“Darling youve done wonders with the ham!!! … but listen, before we take it to the table I need to have word with you about Shannon”
“Shannon? … is it the Ski Trip to Austria? … shes studied so hard we SHOULD reward her – let her know how proud we are of her!”
“No Darling, its not the ski trip. Listen I dont know how to say this but while I was out with the dogs for our morming stroll I saw something written on a wall regarding Shannon.”
“Really Darling – What did it say?!!!”
“It said she had a huge and baggy fanny”
“A WHAT???”
“… um … a huge and baggy fanny … darling, Darling, DARLING where are you going! … Lets eat before we bring it up with her!!! Oh God!”
“Right you ya wee fuckin hoor!!! Take yer HUGE and BAGGY fanny up they stairs tae yer bed – and yer no gettin any fuckin dinner here the night!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Dirty Wee Hoor!!!
Poor wee Shannon Chambers eh!
Whit a wonderful world we live in.
Huge and Baggy Fannies.
Dear oh Dear.
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