Harry BawBags Blurt

Whit a heap of tripe!

You know what Id love to see? …

Id love it if one of the “celebrity” reviewers they have on say …

“This book is absolute shite … I fuckin hated it”

They all love whatever book it is … hows that come about? … I read all the time and only about one in ten books I think are any good … the other 9 I feel shouldnt have even be written.

And only about 1 in 100 of those good ones Id be prepared to rave about on the tele!

And as for that Richard Madeley …

Hes a card eh?!

Well, thats what he seems to think … I reckon he tries to come across as an “everyman” figure.

I cannae be doing with that at all.

Poor Judy.

Ah cannae be arsed with her either.

Still watch them when ah can though.

And if theyre married why is one Finnegan and the other Madeley?

Hows that work?!!!