Meals on Wheels
January 24, 2007 at 8:45 pm | In Food, Neighbours, Work | 4 Comments
Aye, Ive been a right wee charitable soul lately!
Ive been popping in to the jakeys flat downstairs every night with some food from the restaurant.
Hes still recovering from that kicking he got the other week … broken ribs are a nightmare Im telling you! … they cannae do nothing about them … they just diagnose it and send you oan yer way with a wee packet of painkillers.
Hes up and about now though; but he cant sit down properly – too painful he says.
He spends all day either flat on his back watchin the racing or standing stiff as a board shuffling about his pokey wee flat.
Hes never eaten this good in 15 years.
Porterhouse Steak … Chicken Ballotine … Monkfish in Parma …
Christ!, he even got two Turbot Steaks the other night … 30 quid it woulda cost him in the restaurant.
“Whits this?”, he says
“Turbot”
“Whits that?”
Christ, he disnae know!
“Its a fish mate, but no just any fish … its the BEST fish … get it down you cause you wont ever have it again in yer life!”
“I’ll get the ketchup” he says …
“Like fuck you will !!! … eat it the way it is … I cooked it”
“Ahm havin ye oan son! … yer cookings magic so it is” … he pure lapped it up!
“Fair beats the Spaghetti Hoops eh?!”
“Aye Bloody Right son”, he says,
“Bloody Right”
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Ketchup???
Everybody knows its brown sauce with fish.
Comment by Gary Wood — January 24, 2007 #
Aye!
And a deep fried Mars Bar on the side!!!
Have you had one? … Magic they are!
Pure Magic.
Comment by bawbag1 — January 24, 2007 #
Bawbags, when I’m next ill can I come and stay with you?
Comment by William Deed — January 28, 2007 #
… its the Mars Bars aint it!!!
Unfortunately BawBag Towers disnae have a guestroom … ye would have tae sleep in the kitchenette …
Nae bother!
Comment by bawbag1 — January 30, 2007 #